I am not sure what’s “discreet” or “sanitary” about carrying a golf club full of urine in your bag after you’ve relieved yourself in it. You’ll fool everyone when assuming the posture of the gentleman in the video who appears to be “just checking out his club,” while it’s clear that he has his club in hand beneath a towel and is…using it. Solution: Having an extra club in my bag into which I can urinate. Problem: I have to pee and I’m on the golf course. The product is a classic example of ingenuity and problem/solution thinking. Not only did Kessler lend his voice to the segment, but he is also the founder of the Perfect Club Company.Īlong the same lines as the Potty Putter, the Uro Club is by far and away the most brilliant golf innovation since the graphite shaft, or the dimpled ball. Simply put, a drinking game in which one imbibed every time Keller says “perfect,” during the infomercial, would be a very short one. Keller’s voice forever transforms the viewers association with the word “perfect” permanently. This is for the best, though, for those who haven’t seen the infomercial. It’s difficult to find any video of the brilliant 30-minute infomercial, which is certainly by design. The club essentially hits great golf shots from every line for its owner, no matter how high his/her handicap. Kessler is to be believed, it truly is perfect. The device was touted as “the most versatile club ever made,” and if Mr. Prior to the somber baritone’s awkward dismissal/ departure from the network, his infomercial for the Perfect Club appeared to be on an endless loop. Back when Golf Channel had an article in front it, Peter Kessler seemed to be on anytime you flipped to the station.
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